Sunday, December 28, 2008

Paul Metzger & Tim Kaiser: November Tour

Monday, November 10th, was a cold night in Cincinnati, Ohio. Paul Metzger and Tim Kaiser warmed the air inside the Gypsy Hut considerably with their otherworldly sounds. Although playing separate sets, the two Minnesotans are united in their love for tinkering and tampering, building their own instruments or altering existing ones. Each expands the world of timbre to fit their unique specifications.

Metzger took to the stage first brandishing his wildly painted acoustic guitar like a whirling dervish prophet transported through time from the days of yore. He winds up the innards of a few decimated music boxes attached to his instrument, providing a percussive element to the warble he hammers out on the strings. His fingers thrum manically up and down the neck, twanging out thickly resonant drones on the extra strings fitted at strange angles (as if his instrument might serve as a makeshift crossbow in times of need). Fastened to the bottom is a cymbal he elbow hits for the in progress expletives that punctuate his freewheeling improvisations. The cymbal also serves as a convenient upright prop, allowing Paul to bypass toting another cumbersome stand to the gig whilst simultaneously showcasing his object of art, as much of a pleasure to look at as to listen to.

The first song is over and twenty plus minutes have passed.

The next sound meditation began when he picked up his twenty-three stringed banjo. Starting with a bow he lulled me into a quiet attention as the cat like whiskers of his beard spark out to drink in the ether that seemed to be fueling his music. As the harmonic hum arched he melded into the banjo. Plucking and lilting, notes cascaded into the air. He played an exuberant eastern raga rich with newly discovered scales and keys, a richness that extended into a deep physicality. Oscillating between slow lines and quick flourishes the movement of his hands and the bobbing of his head developed into an all out attack, an assault upon a mountain. As a listener I ascended with him to the summit and found it to be a holy place. From those heights you could look on the world with new perspective. Coming back down was harder and I did so only in an avalanche caused by dissonant rupture. His nimble hands tumbled over the frets leaving me snow blind, but assured in his dexterity, he skied downhill with breathless velocity.

A half hour has passed and when I realize I’m once again sitting inside the back room of a bar I need to catch my breath and grab another pint to cleanse my mental palette before subjecting myself to the twisted machinations of Tim Kaisers home made instruments.

Tim could be the poster boy of the scientist aesthete. Perhaps, before going on the tour, he was pulled out from a secret underground bunker, for in his military green uniform he looked prepared to survive the vagaries of nuclear fallout. His bizarre menagerie of electronic toys must have also been hit by the blast for they glowed as if having absorbed bursts of radiation. Maybe that is what mutated them, making them sound so alien and alive. Or maybe it is the fact that Tim Kaiser is a master craftsman, a wizard whose wand is the hot tip of a soldering iron.

His set opened with fuzzy voices intercepted on a short wave receiver, and appeared intermittently throughout as he developed a circular call and response with the radio. He lifted glass tubes that could have contained precisely combined elements mixed for chemical reaction, but instead by shaking them, produced deep bells, the perfect looping ingredient to balance the long tones he sustained and flutters while moving his hand over a Theremin.

Although at times edgy, the electronic sounds Kaiser concocted in his traveling laboratory were never overly harsh or abrasive, nor overly loud. Far too many “experimental” musicians compensate with loudness in place of talent. Not that there were not moments of atonality or spasms of noise, but these he managed to restrain, not letting his abnormal children lose control. And because tinnitus was not the sole fare offered, it made the swelling noisy moments all the more enjoyable. Whether using an LED to trigger a light sensitive box containing chimes in an array of various pitches, or bowing an upright instrument stringed with a thick gauge of metal wire that could have been salvaged from a construction site, the music Kaiser crafted out of the things he made himself, captivated me from beginning to end.

And the warm smiles of these friendly musicians sent me home with one myself.
You can find them at paulmetzger.net and timkaiser.org

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Zantac CoOpts Claus


It should be no suprise as to what lengths big pharm will go in pilfering their products, but walking past 7th & Vine today I was struck by the hilarity of it all. A cluster of people were standing on the corner handing out samples of the over the counter heartburn drug (just outside of Skyline Chili!!!) using a smelly old Santa to lure people in, and having their photos taken with him. When asked if I would like a free sample of Zantac, I said, "No. I just won't eat crap that gives me heartburn."


Zantac Side Effects
Constipation, headache, and diarrhea are common side effects of Zantac. Side effects of the medication that are less common include muscle or joint pain, blurred vision, and hair loss. If you experience any serious Zantac side effects, such as trouble breathing or heart problems, be sure to notify your healthcare provider right away.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Mind Mapping In Your Browser

I like this mind mapping, brainstorming tool. It has neat features. It is fun to see your chain of rambling thoughts and associations neatly linked together.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Brainwashed Review: Nocturnal Emissions "Nightscapes"

My first review for Brainwashed is now online, for the Nocturnal Emissions album, "Nightscapes". A big thanks goes to Mr. Jon Whitney.

Friday, December 12, 2008

The Scar by China Mieville

While I would like to write a full review of every book I read, I must be realistic about my time and commitments. I hope it suffices to say that this has been one of my favorite reads all year. I love a book that brims with ideas that can be applied in the real world. This book is full of such ideas. The charachters are well drawn, the plot keeps you guessing, and as Mighty Mur said, Mieville is a master of description porn. Bas-Lag is a world you can sink your fangs into and drink rich experiences from.





Thursday, December 11, 2008

Sombient Set Tonight!

Tonight tune in to "On the Way to the Peak of Normal" in the Cincinnati area for an extreme drone-sombient set to help usher in the Full Moon in Gemini, between the hours of 10PM and Midnight, tonight Dec. 11th on the 88.3 FM WAIF Frequency. I was due to provide, along with good friend Terrible Taste, "A Manson Family Christmas", but sadly those plans have been waylaid. Early in 2009 though, Terrible Taste and I will bring you a "Manson Family Something"... In the meantime relax with exotic hums and tones.

From Queen City Bike via Mobo Bicycle Co-Op

All you people living in Cincinnati please step up to the plate and take action on this:

Your help is urgently needed to make a step change to improve bicycling in Cincinnati! The window is short - days, not weeks - so please do not delay!
We need to start a BIKE QUAKE at City Hall. In October, Queen City Bike led 125 bicyclists to City Hall to urge the to city place a greater priority on bicycling as part of making our city more livable. We need you to act now to make sure our elected officials seize the historic opportunity they have been given by President-elect Obama to move the city ahead quickly and make up for years of neglect!
Please send an e-mail today to the Mayor and each City Council member urging them to:
1) Adequately fund a NEW BICYCLE PLAN for the city in the City Budget for 2009/2010.
2) Ensure that bicycle lanes and other on-street accommodations for bicycles are included in the Mayor's Main Street Economic Recovery Plan projects that have been prepared for President-elect Barack Obama.
Below is a short example e-mail message for you to copy, modify as you see fit, and send. A little personalization is good, but keep it brief. Please send your e-mail separately to each member rather than just copying them all on a single message. Let us know you've taken action by forwarding a copy to me as well.
E-mail addresses and phone numbers follow the sample message.
-Gary Wright
PS: If you do not have time to call or e-mail each one, please contact the Mayor's office and at least one City Council member. Get your friends to do this too. Our strength is our passion and our numbers. Show them that we're the wave of the future in this city and region.
PPS: Want to start a BIKE QUAKE for change in Newport, Covington, Loveland, Wyoming, or elsewhere? Contact me--Queen City Bike is your organization, too!
Gary Wright Queen City Bike
www.QueenCityBike.com http://mobobicyclecoop.org/
******* CUT, PASTE, MODIFY AND SEND NOW! ***************
Dear [Mayor Mallory or Council Member X];
President-elect Obama has provided the City with a once-in-a-century opportunity to rebuild the city for the future and improve our environment. Bicycles are rapidly becoming an important alternative means of transportation everywhere in the country. I urge you to take two actions now to ensure that Cincinnati is not left behind.
1) Funds to prepare a Bicycle Master Plan for the City of Cincinnati have been included in the City Budget. The Bicycle Master Plan for the City was last updated over 30 years ago in 1976. We cannot afford to fall further behind other cities in our region like Columbus, Louisville, and Pittsburgh who have made bicycles a priority. Please let me know that you support providing adequate funding for the Bicycle Plan in the 2009/2010 budget.
2) The City's infrastructure proposals that have been prepared for President-elect Obama include millions of dollars for infrastructure spending. Let's make sure that we are building for the future and not paving over yesterday's mistakes by seizing this moment to make a step change in the City's on-street bicycle facilities. The best time to add bicycle lanes and sharrows to our street is while they are being repaved, not after. $60 million has been included in the Mayor's Main Street Economic Recovery plan proposals for a street repair program, but bicycle facilities on those streets have not been included. Please modify these plans to set aside at least 1% of these funds for on-street bike lanes and other bike accommodations. In one stroke, the City can catch up from decades of neglect.
I want to see more bicycles on the street in every neighborhood in our city. Your bold leadership now is needed to make that happen.
I look forward to your response,
Sincerely,
[Your name]
cc; Queen City Bike [It will let them know you are an active supporter of change for a better city!] ******** E-mail addresses - CUT AND PASTE into your e-mail program ************

Your help is urgently needed to make a step change to improve bicycling in Cincinnati! The window is short - days, not weeks - so please do not delay!
We need to start a BIKE QUAKE at City Hall. In October, Queen City Bike led 125 bicyclists to City Hall to urge the to city place a greater priority on bicycling as part of making our city more livable. We need you to act now to make sure our elected officials seize the historic opportunity they have been given by President-elect Obama to move the city ahead quickly and make up for years of neglect!
Please send an e-mail today to the Mayor and each City Council member urging them to:
1) Adequately fund a NEW BICYCLE PLAN for the city in the City Budget for 2009/2010.
2) Ensure that bicycle lanes and other on-street accommodations for bicycles are included in the Mayor’s Main Street Economic Recovery Plan projects that have been prepared for President-elect Barack Obama.
Please send your e-mail separately to each member rather than just copying them all on a single message. Let us know you’ve taken action by forwarding a copy to me as well.
PS: If you do not have time to call or e-mail each one, please contact the Mayor’s office and at least one City Council member. Get your friends to do this too. Our strength is our passion and our numbers. Show them that we’re the wave of the future in this city and region.

Mayor Mark Mallory mark.mallory@cincinnati-oh.gov
Council Members
Jeff Berding jeff.berding@cincinnati-oh.gov
Chris Bortz chris.bortz@cincinnati-oh.gov
David Crowley david.crowley@cincinnati-oh.gov
Y. Laketa Cole laketa.cole@cincinnati-oh.gov
John Cranley mailto:Cranleyjohn.cranley@cincinnati-oh.gov
Roxanne Qualls roxanne.qualls@cincinnati-oh.gov
Cecil Thomas cecil.thomas@cincinnati-oh.gov
Chris Monzell chris.monzel@cincinnati-oh.gov
Lesley Ghiz leslie.ghiz@cincinnati-oh.gov

Monday, December 8, 2008

Adventures At the WorldCon

A Dream from October 7th:

I am exploring a park that has all manner of old watercourses and play areas, concrete dams and other things. Next I am in another park on the outskirts of the city. Audrey is with me and we are getting ready to go on a big trip to the World Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention. It is held in a different city each year and in fact sometimes they build a city within the convention based on a theme...
...I see FLOWERS above a city made up of Chinese style buildings... The flowers have been created /utilized by the worlds top designers as a way of reversing air pollution. From their position they are sucking out, acting as biofilters, the black clouds of smog hanging above the city.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Germaniac Pizza

Here is my ingredient list for a Germaniac pizza:

rye crust
coarse brown mustard instead of tomato sauce
raw onions
sauerkraut
goetta (vegetarian where applicable)
shredded limburger cheese