Secret Revelations of the Secret Revealed

Hello Dear Hearts, Divine Stars of the Cosmic Dance,
Tune in to "On the Way to the Peak of Normal" this evening for a radio documentary about the so-called "Law of Attraction" and the Secret Revelations of the movie "The Secret" and it's Secrets. In a heavily collaged cut-up manner we will romp through the bric-a-brac, flotsam, jetsam and recalcitrant debris of our popular culture and see what effect this so-called spiritual path is having on the mindset of the world. Or is it that the mindset of a materialist society (whose major value is the consumption of mass produced goods and reality) is the kind of soil from which beliefs in a "Law of Attraction" would naturally arise? I recently returned (two days ago) from a trip in New England where I visited Yale to find the Secrets behind the Secrets learning that the propagators of the secret are none other than the Order of the Skull and Bones. I was joined on this trip by Commander Zebulon and CIA Agent Johnny Raad. It has been discovered that the Law of Attraction is part of a vast Illuminati plot to control us all by entrenching us even deeper into consumerist lifestyles.
Joining us in the studio for a live channelling session will be Reverend High Priestess Innana Light Feather Ph.D. of the Temple of the Most Holy Angel Melchizidek Drunvaloid with a message from the Arcturian star system about how you can use the Law of Attraction to change your life for the better - more money, more cars, more sex and than ever before. What are you waiting for? Visualize the radio dial now and tune into a higher frequency.
All this and more will be explored tonight between the hours of 10 PM and Midnight EST at WAIF 88.3 FM Cincinnati, and at www.waifstream.com on the world wide web.

Post Traumatic Halloween Disorder

Tune in to WAIF 88.3 FM tonight, November 1st (All Saints Day), from Ten PM to Midnight EST for a Ghoulish blend of Musick so Macabre your Mother would be Mollified... (go here for internet listening www.waifstream.com ). That's Right! Tonights episode of On the Way to the Peak of Normal is the "Post Traumatic Halloween Disorder" show exploring the aftermath of a diet consisting soley on candy and gore. Join me, Jackal Justin, and my Graveyard Guests as we explore Demons, Death and Decay!!!